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********** ADULTS ONLY RECIPE **********
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I doubt that the under-18 cohort is attracted to a blog with the content I convey. If I was a kid in modern-day USA with access to the Web I would be staring at scantily-clad and naked babes, not a Web site about food!!!
Female youth will be staring at stuff the wimmen-folk like and with modern gals typically fearful of anything requiring cooking of any type there is little fear that young gals will be present to read what may be the best method of creating a tasty grilled cheese ever devised.
The recipe . . . or is “cooking directions” a more apt term . . . shown below was found in a thread about grilled cheese sandwich cooking embedded within the 4-chan message board. The threads at 4-chan appear for a brief period before they disappear forever. Thus the need for a copy-paste and shunning the leave-a-link routine.
The wording and nomenclature used suggests to me that either a current or past US Navy sailor placed the post for all to see.
If you use these directions I urge you to leave a comment in the area at the bottom of the page and let us know how the sandwich turned out. If you have what you believe to be a superior method of creating the world’s greatest grilled cheese sandwich we, the eating public, would be grateful if you include your method with any comment made.
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There is only ONE motherfucking acceptable way to make a grilled-god-damned-cheese sandwich.
1. Slather one side of each piece of bread in salted butter. Fucking butter, NOT god damned anything else. If it doesn’t include secretion from a cows tit, then you are doing it fucking wrong.
2. Heat up the pan, medium fucking heat, with about a table spoon of butter, swash it around. No, when I say swash I don’t mean wiggle the fucking pan a little, I mean move the cock sucking butter around until the pan is covered. Don’t be a bitch about it.
3. two, FUCKING 2, slices of individually wrapped, American cheese slices. Kraft is best.
4. Put the fucking first slice of bread in the pan butter down and place the two cheese slices on it. Wait until cheese is beginning to melt along the edges. Time this, you’ll fucking need that timing in the next fucking step.
5. Place second slice of bread, butter fucking up, on the cheese and flip. Cook for above time.
6. Cut in half with the fucking spatula, put in on a plate, and shove that son of a whore down your throat like a Thai ladyboy taking cock.
You’re Fucking Welcome.
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